Why is my female partner so lazy?

true examples...she has no goals, we had the same vaccuum for four years yet she does not know whear the on off switch is because she never uses it, does no housework,smokes, is on the computer half the day and sleeps the other half,has a sneaky way of trying to get others to do what she is to lazy to do herself,will lie to avoid doing things she should be doing, says she can't make a box of rice a roni cause she says it's to hrd for her to make without messing it up ect...ect...ect..I have never met a more lazy human in my life